人生好好笑｜笑著活才通透

Albert Einstein was famous for his absent-mindedness. One afternoon he was walking alone on the Princeton campus when a student stopped him to ask a question. The professor answered the question and then asked, “Which way was I going when you stopped me?” “You were walking that way, sir, ” said the student. “In that case, I’ve had lunch, ” the great physicist murmured and continued on his way. （轉載自 偉 達 幫 幫 忙 Karen講笑話 ）

“Winston, if you were my husband, I’d put poison in your coffee.” “ Nancy ,” replied Churchill, “If I were your husband, I’d drink that coffee.” （轉載自 偉 達 幫 幫 忙 Karen講笑話 ）

Freshman: “Look, Mike, you’re a good swimmer. What’s the best way to teach a gal how to swim?” Senior: “Well, first you place your right arm around her waist when you gently take her left arm and you…” Freshman: “She is my sister!” Senior: “Oh, in that case, just push her into the water.” （轉載自 偉 達 幫 幫 忙 Karen講笑話 ）

A man with two badly burned ears went to see his doctor. “What happened?” asked the doctor. “Well,” began the man, “my wife was ironing while I was watching the ball game on TV. She put the hot iron near the telephone and when the phone rang, I answered the iron.” The doctor nodded. “But what happened to the other ear?” “No sooner did I hang up,” said the man, “than the same guy called again.” （轉載自 偉 達 幫 幫 忙 Karen講笑話 ）